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Here’s a Thought: Opening Act
By Taylor Mason
For those of you not familiar with how I roll: I’ve been a comedian for 25-plus years and been an “opening act” for a variety of performers. Some highlights. ...
Here's a Thought: Death by Cancer
By Taylor Mason
My sister-in-law passed away last Thursday, felled by cancer after a seven-year battle. She was a dignified, lovely, inspiring wife and mother who beat the odds over and over again.
Time Out: Safety ‘Net
By Patty Elder
Summer in DC means storms, and storms mean power outages. And power outages bring out my worst fear, and it's NOT the dark. ...
Here’s a Thought: Hot Enough for Ya?
By Taylor Mason
The heat was debilitating this summer, so much so that the word “hot” doesn’t do justice to the grades of temperature we've sweated these past few months.
Time Out: Make Yourself at Home
By Cara Garretson
It’s beach week, and so far so good. We bust into our rented beach house and it looks great – the bathrooms are sparkling, the décor is charming, the kitchen is retro. ...
TWELVE LAUGHS OF CHRISTMAS CARTOON CAPTION CONTEST!December 20, 2008
By New Christian Voices
Welcome to New Christian Voices' Twelve Laughs of Christmas Giveaway! HOW TO ENTER: Come up with a clever caption for the cartoon at right, and enter it in the comment section below. You could WIN today's prize package of comedy books and DVDs. To leave a comment, you need to log in. If you're not already registered with us, simply click on this link to register for the site and provide a username and valid email address. (It will only be used to communicate with giveaway winners, but you can subscribe to our weekly email newsletter from our registration page.) Then write your own caption to the Christmas cartoon at right. Each day we'll post the contents of the prize package by 10 a.m. EST and draw a winner randomly from the captions posted that day by 12 midnight EST. You don't have to be clever or funny to win, but please try, for our readers' sake. The prizes will vary—and get progressively richer throughout the promotion—but may include the complete three-DVD set of Thou Shalt Laugh — featuring our own Taylor Mason and The Raving Redhead, Teresa Roberts Logan — the newly released Best of Brad Stine DVD, books by Martha Bolton, Brad Stine and Teresa Roberts Logan, new releases from The Comedy Bus, and more! You can enter as often as you like with an original caption, but once you win, that's it. You can't win again for the remainder of the giveaway. Plesae check out the Official Rules for more details. Good luck! Thanks to artist Dave Weiss for the cartoon! You can see more of his work at RadicallyReal.com  |
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TODAY'S PRIZE!
TODAY'S PRIZE!
Gifts
Santa brings me presents. What does HE do?
twelve days of Christmas
Lyn Gibbs I'm sitting on this guys lap. I hear he performs miracles; I 'll get everything I ask for for Christmas!
Mom, who is this Moses
Mom, who is this Moses looking guy?
TODAY'S PRIZE
Dress for success
That guy doesn't know much about Christmas, does he. He's wearing the wrong costume.
TODAY'S PRIZE
Poor proofreading
You'd be sad too if you saw as many spelling errors in the official rules as he did.
Cartoon Caption
Lesley
Mom, how come nobody noticed Jesus was here?
is that the guy....
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MOM, IS THAT THE GUY YOU SAID SHOULD NOT BE HERE?
Oh, great, we finally get to
Oh, great, we finally get to the front of the line after 3 hours of waiting, and NOW you decide want to see the REAL meaning of Christmas?!?!
TODAY'S PRIZE
1 copy of Talk About Hope — Two Bob Hope writers trade stories
By Gene Perret and Martha Bolton (Foreward by Phyllis Diller)
1 DVD Brad Stine — A Conservative Unleashed
1 Bananas Comedy DVD, featuring Teresa Roberts Logan
TODAY'S PRIZE
1 DVD by The Comedy Bus: "Laugh Out Load"
1 autographed copy of Teresa Roberts Logan's book, "The Older I Get The Less I Care"
1 audio CD: "Brad Stine — A Conservative Unleashed"
Christmas Cartoon Caption Contest
Is that Santa's younger brother?
cartoon caption
No, dear, remember we don't talk to strangers!
Talking to strangers
This is a great caption. So many are strangers to Christ.
Cartoon Caption 12-15-08
"Hey, Mama, maybe Jesus should have had his birthday in June!"
TODAY'S PRIZE
1 DVD by The Comedy Bus "Class Clowns"
1 autographed copy of Teresa Roberts Logan's book, "The Older I Get The Less I Care"
1 copy of "Let My People Laugh," by Martha Bolton
He says I should pray for the pony I want Santa to bring!
... And that God ALWAYS answers our prays. ---
He does, dear. It's just that sometimes the answer is "no!"
TODAY'S PRIZE
To be awarded by random drawing among captions posted by Saturday, December 13 at 11:59 p.m. EST:
1 DVD by The Comedy Bus: "Laugh Out Load"
1 autographed copy of Teresa Roberts Logan's book, "The Older I Get The Less I Care"