Columns

MARTHA'S LAUGH LINES: The Malady Super Bowl
By Martha Bolton
Have you ever asked someone how he was and found yourself regretting it the minute he began listing every malady he's endured for the past 46 years?
The Raving Redhead: The Drama Bug
By Teresa Roberts Logan
In high school I had the drama bug. And the comedy bug. But my multi-task didn't aid my quest for trophies, pitted against TellTale Guy.
Here's a Thought: I Slam You, Slam We All, Slam for Islam
By Taylor Mason
If it’s true that religion was invented to keep poor people happy, than Islam is a booming religion on every front of this young century.
The Truth Hurts: Ultra-Violet Bar-B-Cue
By Brad Stine
Based on the vegetarian philosophy, if consistent, every time lions eat a gazelle they are committing cannibalism. Vegetarians claim, we are not supposed to eat animals because we ARE animals.
Bad Mom: Defined
By Caron Guillo
I’ve always insisted that motherhood does not define me. Yeah, right.

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